Posted 22 hours ago

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain)

Posted 22 hours ago

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

Posted 22 hours ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted 22 hours ago

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

Posted 22 hours ago

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

Posted 22 hours ago

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

Posted 22 hours ago

hawti:

I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.

Posted 22 hours ago